You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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