So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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