To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
it wasn't lemon gatorade
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Randomize
