why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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