I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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