matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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