went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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