It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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