I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
high people should be assigned attendants
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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