People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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