isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
