So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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