U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
40s are totally the cure
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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