i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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