I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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