Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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