We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Randomize
