what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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