Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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