and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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