YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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