He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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