I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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