i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
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