I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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