If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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