Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
I think I just sharted jello shots
You did what with his pubic hair?
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