I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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