You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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