Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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