I want to make a zoo with you.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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