I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
try to milk me bitch
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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