Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
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