This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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