Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
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