I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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