last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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