batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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