it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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