Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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