She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I want to fling myself into the sun
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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