we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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