then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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