Dual....:-)
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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