You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
