so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
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