Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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