the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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