have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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