You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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