Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
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