VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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