if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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